Distracts Carrot

“He smiled! He knew he was going to die, and he smiled!” Smoker was not a man who was easily impressed. But he had just seen the Strawhat captain trapped on the execution platform and about to die, smile. That wasn’t something that happened. It had been twenty two years since the last time he saw it happen. He’d just been a child, but the execution of the pirate king, Gol D. Rodgers, was as fresh in his memory as the day it happened, especially the memory of that smile. Strawhat had just smiled that same smile.

Mind you, Strawhat hadn’t died, thanks to a lightning strike at just the right moment. How he had survived getting struck by lightning was a question for another day. The important thing was that Smoker had now heard and learned enough that he could consider the possibility that the boy might be a solution rather than a problem. The lord knows he could use one of those.

“Round them up!” Smoker bellowed at his men, sending them charging into the execution plaza to corral the pirates.

Before the trooper beside him could join them Smoker grabbed him by the arm and leaned in to whisper some instructions to him.

The man looked surprised, but he didn’t question his instructions. He turned tail and headed for the base at the best speed he could manage, which was pretty quick if you had been born in this town.

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“Ahhhhhh!” Tashigi cried out, arching her back as Carrot sent a small jolt of electricity into her clit. Minks had the ability to generate bio-electricity in their body and use it as a formidable weapon, or, if they turned down the voltage, in sexual play.

The high amp, low volt charge stung like a motherfucker, and tripped Tashigi right over the edge into a massive orgasm. Carrot just gripped her legs hard to hold her steady as she continued to eat out the naked Master Chief, literally.

Carrot’s favorite sexual kink involving females, meaning Tashigi, was to find the biggest carrot she could, and then insert the peeled root vegetables as deep as she could into the other girl’s cunt. She would then gnaw on the exposed end, flavored with cum, while stimulating her partner with her tongue, and high frequency voltage from her claws.

Tashigi had been feeling more than a little stressed after her encounter with Roronoa, and the easiest way to keep Carrot in a small room with no other distractions was to fuck the bunny. It was purely in accordance with Captain Smoker’s orders that she keep the girl in a secure safe place and stick to her like glue until she got further orders.

The door to Tashigi’s room suddenly slammed open and a familiar marine trooper stood in the doorway. “Master Chief, orders from the Captain!" He yelled out, before trailing off. The young trooper blushed bright red at seeing the two naked females tangled up on the bed. It was cute, especially seeing as how he’d had his cock buried all the way to the balls in Tashigi’s ass just a week earlier. While a couple of other troopers were filling her other holes. She remembered he’d been blushing that time as well. It was a sure sign her decision to put herself into the rota for public service duty was the right one.

Technically Tashigi wasn’t required to serve the troopers due to her rank. But, she strongly disapproved of the marine’s policy of classifying it as a punishment duty. Servicing males was a woman’s responsibility and part of the social contract. Tashigi did not approve of turning it into a punishment. Not for the sake of the girls who had trespassed. But for the troops. Tashigi felt it was a very bad idea to teach the troops that fucking women was a form of discipline. That path led to the lifestyle of pirates where females were considered nothing more than cum-receptacles, and making the experience as unpleasant for them as possible was a recreational activity, with peer points given for creativity. If she had her way female troops in need of punishment should be laid over a barrel and flogged bare arsed, just like their male counterparts.

That was why she felt satisfaction and not derision at the trooper’s reaction to her and Carrot together. As long as a trooper could blush at seeing a couple of girls fucking, he still had his humanity and was in no danger of falling into the lifestyle of the pirate. In her opinion anyway.

“Well, don’t just stand there, trooper! What are Captain Smoker’s orders?” She snapped out as she reached between her legs and pulled what was left of Carrot’s carrot out of her snatch. Which the greedy rabbit-girl instantly devoured.

A minute later Tashigi paused in buttoning up her top to yell. “You have got to be kidding me! Are you sure that is what he said? He didn't maybe say burn the ship to the waterline?”

“No ma’am!” the trooper shouted. His blush receding now that Tashigi was no longer looking like fuck bait and more like a superior officer. “Those were his orders, exactly.”

Tashigi reached out for her sword, while dreaming of burying it in Roronoa’s chest, and slung it over her back. “Carrot. We’re heading for the port. We’re to help the Strawhats leave.”

Unlike Tashigi Carrot didn’t display any dismay or anger over their assignments. “Yay, the port. Are we going sailing?” There was nothing she liked better than seeing new things, and making new friends. Preferably friends who were well hung, though she was always happy to make new girl friends as well. Carrot was a very friendly rabbit.

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When the wind and the rain had started up Usopp had decided to head into town to find the rest of the crew. The way the Merry was starting to rock he was afraid it might be damaged and there was nothing he could do by himself.

Luckily he ran into Nami and Ranma, the smaller girl carrying a bag bigger than she was as Nami led the way.

“What are you doing here!” Nami snapped at Usopp. “With this wind kicking up and high tide coming we need to prep the Merry to get underway as soon as the other three finish their dick measuring contest with the Buggy Pirates and the Marines!”

“I still say I should have stayed behind to help,” Ranma complained.

“Why? Do you have a dick you needed to measure?” Nami asked Ranma sarcastically. “Leave that sort of brawl to the ones with more ego than brains. We need to make sure the ship is ready to sail once they finish beating their chests.”

Usopp was happy to be heading back to the ship, until he saw the idiot trying to set it on fire in the rain, and the three thousand pound lion sitting next to him. The lion was so out of place and unexpected, it took Usopp’s brain a few seconds to translate the tan colored lump into a shape it could recognize. “L.. L… L… Lion!” Usopp screamed.

At the same time the man spotted them and from his gesture, clearly ordered the lion to get them.

Panic stricken Usopp instinctively pulled out his slingshot and fired off a heavy lead ball toward the furry nightmare. His hand was shaking so hard that he missed the huge cat and instead head-shot the man standing beside him, knocking him out.

“I hit him,” Usopp said incredulously. An expression of pride replaced his panic and he repeated himself in a triumphant tone. “Hey. I hit him!” Usopp pointed toward his downed foe, in case either of the two girls had missed his triumph. His first solo kill, so to speak. Then he noticed the look the lion was giving him and he turned pale. “Okay, you’re turn,” he suggested, directing the comment toward Ranma. Surely a mere lion would be childsplay for the girl who took out Captain Kuro?

“AhHHHHHHH! Cat! Cat! Cat!” Ranma screamed at the top of her lungs while trying to climb Nami like a pole. The orange-haired girl staggered back and forth while Ranma curled her body around her head and stared in utter panic at the huge lion creeping toward them.

“Why are you acting like a normal girl now?” Usopp screamed at Ranma as he realized that he was suddenly the last line of defense between them and the lion’s five inch claws. “We are all going to die,” he wailed as he fumbled in his ammunition bag looking for something that might have a hope of taking down such a beast. The only thing that might have been effective was his gun-powder stars and they'd be useless in this rain.

“I’m too young to be cat shit!” Usopp cried out.

Suddenly a figure flashed by him and resolved into a young blonde marine, with rabbit ears and a big puffy tail? She pulled up between Usopp and the lion, her body slightly crouched forward and her arms in an attack position. Lightning danced across the tips of her claws.

Usopp took in this figure and collapsed to his knees. “Oh god. I’m already dying and i'm lying on the ground hallucinating while the lion eats my guts.”

The lion stopped it’s advance and started at the tiny opponent in front of him. He took a big sniff and then smiled with a mouth full of fangs as he licked his chops. He might not be able to talk, but his expression clearly said, “Thank you for the meal.”

Usopp in the meantime had been running his hands all over his body and had found a lack of wounds or dangling guts. It seemed he wasn’t dying, and that there really was a cute little bunny girl standing between them and certain ****. Shame filled him and he reached into his bag and pulled out the first thing he found, a rotten egg. It wouldn’t hurt the lion, but maybe it would divert him long enough for everyone else to get away. “Nami, get ready to run! You too bunny marine!” He drew back his sling and aimed for the lion’s nose.

Before Usopp could let loose his olfactory attack, a hand wrapped around his and prevented him from letting loose. He looked to the side to see a tall slim girl with a long sword slung over her back. “Just leave it to Carrot. She can handle a little lion like that.” She was looking at him with a puzzled expression.

Usopp’s first thought was, thank god. His second was. Wait, her name is Carrot! For real!

Whether the rabbit-girl could handle a little eight foot tall lion was never discovered because the next instant a reddish blur jumped over Usopp, the tall swordswoman, the rabbit girl, all in one go, and then turned into a buzzsaw that blurred into action around the lion, battering it this way and that, and finally sending it high into the air from which point it fell limply to the ground. The only sign that it was still alive was the tiny white flag it waved in the air just before fully collapsing.

The blur turned into Ranma, standing on all fours, her feet curled up in the dirt, her ass high in the air and her knuckles pressed into the mud. She gave the lion a dismissive look before turning and kicking several clods of dirt over its body, much like a cat covering its waste.

“Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,” the blond-haired white rabbit girl clucked out while sitting back on her heels. She was waving a pussywillow she had produced from somewhere.

“Carrot. Be careful. It’s dangerous.”

“Nah, she’s just suffering a bit from moon madness. Though she’s not a cat-mink, and there is no moon out.”

Carrot’s face was screwed up in the same way Luffy’s often was when he puzzled out something strange. And just like Luffy she smiled broadly as her brain decided it wasn't worth worrying about. Whatever she was doing must have been working because Ranma hopped over and onto her lap. She rubbed her face against the rabbit girl’s and then settled down and purred as Carrot scratched her under her chin.

“And Garchu to you too,” Carrot giggled.

“Ranma are you insane!” Nami demanded marching toward the two small girls. Her hair was a rat's nest and the collar of her top had been pushed down far enough, along with her bra, that one of her tits had popped loose. It was a mark of how pissed she was that she didn’t even attempt to tuck herself back in.

Rather than being cowed, or angered by Nami’s fury, Ranma gave out a little chirp of delight and launched herself from Carrot’s lap straight at Nami’s knocking her flat on her back as she nuzzled the other girl’s face before curling up and going to sleep on Nami’s belly.

“What the everloving fuck!” Nami cursed as she attempted to push Ranma off her lap, only to find she might as well have been trying to shove a two ton boulder of of herself.

“Aww, poor baby is sleepy.” the rabbit girl said. She leaned over picked up Ranma with no sign of effort, and wrapped her around her neck like a housecat, even though Ranma was only a little bit smaller than she was. “Tell me where her bed is and I’ll put her in it,” Carrot said cheerfully. “If she’s anything like most minks who suffer a bout of moonmadness she’ll be fine when she wakes up.” Again, the girl cast a puzzled look up into the rain and clouds, where there was a distinct lack of a moon. “I think.”

Nami had so many questions, but her weather sense told her she didn’t have time for any of them. “Fine, Usopp you show… Carrot?” she questioned. When she got a cheerful nod of affirmation she gave a long suffering sigh and continued. “You show Carrot where Ranma’s futon is, and then I need you both on deck. We need to get the ship ready for sea.”

Nami swung around and pointed at the girl who had a build very close to her own, but with blue black hair and a long blade sword slung over her back. “You need to leave, or help. I don’t have time to deal with whatever your issue is. I’ll leave that up to Luffy.”

“The name is Tashigi. You may address me as Master Chief Petty Officer, Tashigi. Master Chief for short. It is vital I talk to your captain.”

“First the rabbit, now you. Luffy will be here, hopefully while the Merry is still in one piece. I don’t have time for passengers. If you’re a master chief I assume you know how to reef sails? And prepare a small ship for a storm?”

“Better than you, Pirate!”

“You can call me third mate, Master Chief. On this boat I outrank you. And you’d better believe I’ll have you bent over a barrel and flogged if you keep me from saving my ship.”

Tashigi scowled, and likely would have made a scathing rejoinder, only Nami was already scrambling aboard. Despite the look of anger on her face Tashigi’s soaking wet top did nothing to conceal how her nipples were threatening to poke through the thin fabric.

Grumbling and promising herself she’s see the arrogant Nami bent over a barrel herself in due course, Tashigi climbed up and onto the ship. She began to follow Nami’s direction with ill humor, fully expecting that she’d have to correct the girl at some point, but she soon had to reluctantly admit that the pirate bitch knew what she was doing. She was not prepared to admit she was the other girl’s inferior, but there was no denying the girl’s skill.

Nami unmoored the Merry and showing a great deal of skill at reading the wind and currents held her in place about a hundred feet off the wharf. “Luffy had better get here soon. I can’t hold this position against what’s coming,” she muttered. She shielded her eyes from the near torrential rain as she stared at the distant wharf. She could barely make out the stone pier, there was no way she’d be able to see their missing three crew mates. She just hoped Luffy would be able to see the Merry.

“There is no way your captain is going to be able to get to us,” Tashigi told Nami. “No small boat is going to be able to survive that surf. We should stand off at sea and then come back in when the storm blows itself out.”

“In about fifteen minutes this storm is going to peak and before it blows itself out we’ll be a hundred knots away. I’m going to hold this position, even if I have to run the Merry onto the shore.”

Any reply Tashigi might have made ended up caught in her throat as a hand at the end of a long rubbery arm suddenly appeared out of the mist and looped around the mast. Her jaw dropped and her eyes bugged out as a bundle of three men appeared in the distance and rushed toward them. Tashigi found herself bowled over and crushed under one of the men.

“Thank god. Luffy. I need you topside. On my word unfurl the mainsail. We need to put some distance between us and the ants’ nest you stirred up.”

Laughing, Luffy obeyed. He stretched his arms into the air and dragged himself up to the top of the mast. Sanji, I need you on the lines with Usopp. Wait for my orders on what to pull and what to release. Zoro, if you’re done dry-humping the master chief, join him.”

Tashigi got her wind back to find herself laying on her back with Roronoa Zoro laying on top of her, the bulge of his cock pressing hard against her cunt.

“What the fuck are you doing here!” Zoro demanded.

“We don’t have time, Zoro! Get on those fucking ropes!” Nami snapped.

With an angry snarl Zoro jumped off of Tashigi and joined the rest of the crew in following Nami’s instructions.

Tashigi did her best to help, but kept finding herself starting to do something she felt was appropriate, only to be verbally slapped down by Nami.

“Not that line you stupid bitch! Are you trying to sink us? I need tension on the other one! If you can’t follow instructions get your ass below and out of our fucking way!”

The part that frustrated Tashigi the most was that the pirate bitch was right. In this situation a marine ship would run before the storm until it blew itself out. This crazy bitch was actually taking a course, and succeeding despite everything Tashigi knew telling her it should be impossible. The pirate cunt was reading the wind and currents and steering them through the eye of the needle with a precision that Tashigi had never imagined was possible.

What was amazing to Tashigi was the way the captain and first mate were obeying her directions without question. While it was not unheard of for a captain to turn control of the ship over to a skilled helmsman, they didn’t join in with the crew to reef sails and pull rope and they certainly didn’t obey orders given in such a tone of voice.

Just how skilled the weather witch was became apparent when they sailed out of the edge of the storm and into a moderate lull. It was still raining, but they were in no danger of foundering, and what was more they were only a few miles from Reverse mountain, the gateway to the Grand Line.

“That was fun!” Both Carrot and the strawhat wearing captain yelled out at the same time, both of them taking the same pose, legs spread, arms thrown up, and their faces into the wind.

“Eh, who are you?” They asked each other equally simultaneously.

“Wait, you're a rabbit! And you talk! Join my crew!”

“Okay.”

Tashigi grabbed Carrot by the ear, and yelled. “You’re a marine! You don’t just join a pirate crew!”

At the exact same time the weather witch gaver her captain and superior officer a chop to the top of his head that left a visible lump while she yelled. “Don’t go randomly asking strange creatures to join our crew.”

“But he asked nicely.” Carrot protested, giving Tashigi a look that would not have been out of place on a puppy.

“But she’s so cool. She has a fluffy tail just like the one you wore when we punished you for stealing the ship.”

“Don’t go saying that in front of strangers,” the orange-haired bitch screamed at the captain, her face turning beet red.

Tashigi cocked an eyebrow. Tail? Punishment? Stealing the ship? While it was nice to hear that the so called captain was capable of punishing his crew, Tashigi was left wondering what could be so terrible about wearing a rabbit tail that it was a suitable punishment for one of the worst crimes one could commit aboard a ship. Only murdering a crew mate would be regarded as a worse crime.

“Sheehehehehe. But it wouldn't be a punishment if I didn’t.”

Tashigi felt some satisfaction as he watched the pirate bitch swallow whatever she was about to say. In the end the witch turned and pointed at her.

“You! Talk! You wanted to talk to Luffy! Tell us why, and why we shouldn’t throw you overboard as soon as you finish!”

“We’re not going to do that, Nami,” Luffy said, scratching his head.

“Don’t go undermining my threats!”

Tashigi drew herself up into the stance used to announce orders, and said in a loud voice. “I’ve been ordered by Captain Smoker to request you allow Carrot and myself to sail with you for the next six months.”

“Really?” Again, both Carrot and Luffy shouted out, both showing equal glee at the request. Tashigi made a mental note to give Carrot a stern lecture the first time they had some privacy. She knew why the Captain was doing this, but they were still both marines.

“No way. You have to put her off at the first safe port Luffy!” Surprisingly this refusal came from Roronoa. “I don’t care about the rabbit-girl, but the blind swordswoman has to go.”

“Eh, why?"

Roronoa looked flushed, “Never mind. She can’t do it. I refuse to allow it.”

Luffy considered, and then said. “Nope. I refuse your refusal. Smokey's cool. He had me beat. I want to meet him again and try to fight him again. Best way is if has to come and collect them.” Luffy told his first mate. His expression showed he wasn't going to be swayed.

“You might as well give it up, mosshead.” The ship’s cook said as he took this chance to light up a cigarette. “He told me the same thing, and look where I am now. What do you have against letting the lovely lady accompany us for a bit?”

“Don’t even think about it, Shit Cook! You wave your dick anywhere close to her and I’ll slice it off!” Roronoa threatened, getting right up in the cook’s face, only to receive a face full of smoke in return.

“Carrot. Would you go downstairs and check on the cat girl?” Tashigi told the white rabbit girl.

“Aye, aye, Tashigi.” Carrot replied and gave a sloppy salute before obeying.

When the witch looked like she was about to follow, Tashigi said. “You’re going to want to hear this.” It took some effort, but she didn’t add bitch at the end of her sentence. She needed to at least try and be polite. Carrot’s life might depend on it.

Once Carrot was below, Tashigi moved closer to the cook. Unfortunately, that also meant she moved closer to the liar. She flushed as she remembered the feel of his body pressing against hers, and the size of his manhood. He was a pirate, despite his lies. She was going to be trapped on this ship with him for at least six months. That meant that sooner or later he was going to **** her. That was what pirates did. She didn’t worry about Carrot. If anything she’d be the one doing the ****. For some reason that thought bothered Tashigi.

Addressing the cook directly, but making sure all the strawhats on deck were included, Tashigi said. “While you were in port you assaulted a marine squad escorting the assistant secretary to the secretary of the procurement office.” she stated this as a fact.

"He was annoying," the cook said with a shrug.

“He was trying to enlist your aid in stealing a valuable and rare ingredient for an upcoming culinary contest. That ingredient was Carrot.”