Dirty1992 route

How do i begin this? Growing up as lead me to many things such as adult sites, writing adult fanfiction and a range of other skills that really are only helpful in this world. Sadly everyone has a weakness and mine is my lack of concentration. You see sometimes i get so wrapped in whatever i am doing that i forget to do simple things like look both ways when crossing the road, tuning off my computer at night before bed and forgetting my lunch for work.

As such these thing do tend to end with some close calls but this time, this time it lead to me finding myself in another world. A world i know as the universe of Fairy tail where there is dragons, magic and well loads of hot, sexy females. Look i'm nearly twenty five, i know about the birds and bees and well if something is pretty why not look at it late at night in your own bed.....

Went too far there with personal stuff? Still everything is a little blurry about how i got to this universe where magic is real and all the women are just too dam good looking for their own good. Still if i recall correctly i was..