Dinner at a decent restaurant

"Chinese seems cheap" You mused out loud as you lounged on the couch, scrolling through online reviews.

"But French cuisine seems pretentious"

"Fast food? Nahhh what the fuck am i thinking. Why the fuck would I blow such a great chance by bringing her out to get burgers."

"Who?" Getting a shock of your life, you turn around to find yourself face to face with your mom.

Silently you thanked your lucky stars that you did not let slip you were going on a date with a pornstar.

"Mom! You scared the fuck outta me!"

"Language, young man! Now about that date, why don't you take her to Osteria Mozza"

With that, your mom sashays off back into the kitchen to prepare dinner. As you look at her swaying ass, you caught yourself thinking that if she was a pornstar, you would tap that ass any day of the week.

"What the fuck, John, that was your mom."

Pushing out those weird but interesting images, you pull out your phone and searched up the restaurant your mom recommended.

"It'll do, i guess."