Dildo

The word that appears at the bottom of the paper is 'Dildo' which throws you for a loop. You convince yourself that this has to be your mind playing tricks on you and you turn around to grab a towel from your closet so you can go take a shower before you have to head into work. When you turn around though you notice something standing straight up on your night stand, something that certainly wasn't there earlier, and something that definitely doesn't belong to you. It's a dildo, a decent sized one, and its one of those ones that's molded to look like a real dude's dick.