Dildo joust

"You all remember the Joust from American Gladiators, right? Well, we borrowed the idea!"

Susan and Jamie were both on their hands and knees on an elevated platform surrounded by padding. The platform was a circle about 10 feet in diameter.

"As you can see, both of our jobbers are wearing dildo gloves and knee pads!"

Both girls had black latex gloves on each hand. They were stiff and shaped to keep them from using their fingers to grab anything, and the dildos were firmly attached to each one. Both were about 11 inches long and an inch and a half thick, and covered with short, close together ribs. They also wore bands around their knees, or rather, just above, each with an identical dildo attached.

"The dildos they've got are designed to get a girl off as fast as possible. Quantity over quality, in this case."

"The rules, of course - to push your opponent off the platform and down to the mats below. The girls may not strike each other in the face. Other than that, they may use whatever tools, heh, they have available, to weaken their opponent so they can push them off."

Susan and Jamie slowly and nervously advanced on each other. The gloves made it a bit hard to balance.