Diapers, diapers everywhere

John's phone started having messages delivered from around the world with women wearing diapers calling him "daddy" and asking him for random stuff.

"What the fuck..." said John but the messages didn't stop coming.

His bitchy sister came from the door, waist down she had nothing but a soggy diaper.

"Daddy, I need a diaper change" she said but John just answered "go tell Mom" then she picked the orb and asked her for a diaper change, but nothing happened... "Mom is tired today..." She cried "that is an useless orb, not mom". Then there was a revelation, every single woman on the world wanted to be HIS baby, not having his babies.

John immediately took the sphere, it read "I am tired" John yelled to it "I was thinking in a harem hentai, not into a DDlg harem!!!", The orb just mocked him "that's boring. The protagonists on those are usually unlikable and have little to no redeeming qualities or any skill"

"But..." John tried to object, but suddenly got astonished, the orb grew into a milf, her head was still the same orb of truth. She had wide hips, big but not firm tits, a plushy belly, thick legs and wide meaty feet. "I think this needs a plot twist, just that" she wrote