Devin (Generic nerdy virgin college kid)

This is you.

No, really.

You had to pick this guy, huh. Of all the interesting men and women that will be here today, from voluptuously endowed ladies, to shy but wild college kids ready to mingle, to hunks that can beat down a bear in a fight. You chose Devin.

Fine.

I guess, the vanilla option is always a good first playthrough.

You will start with a score value that is suitable for your.... Personality. And of course, being extremely awkward around the female species has its limitations. Work to increase this, and maybe you will get laid. But don't take it too far, narcissism and overconfidence can get you in trouble.

You are the typical college nerd. You know the kind, the kind that rushes home to play Call of Duty on your Xbox after school, the kind that has a few male friends who are almost identical copies of you. The kind that takes sneaky glances at beautiful women when you pass them on the street, or Kayleigh from class, that pretty girl in her pink jacket with the cute whale plushie keychain that you have a massive crush on only to find out a year later that she likes your best friend instead.

You have an average build, average height, average face and dark black hair that you often barely keep combed because you just don't know how to maintain a better appearance. Your dick size is a little below average unfortunately, and the only defining positive that you believe you possess as a selling point to women is your unwavering loyalty and promise to bend over backwards and be a total cuck because you don't have a choice anyway.

To say you had gotten the short end of the stick may be harsh, but truth be told, you aren't really that badly handed. You had loving parents, a caring sister, brother and to be fair, being able to run home to play video games after class nary a care in the world speaks of a level of privilege in itself.

Your romantic life is not even a mess, it's non-existent. You were pretty close to this one chick from secondary school way back, even got close to enough to become her confidante in gossip. But alas, did you think you would be here if she had let you into her pants? Of course not, silly boy. She was romantically interested in another friend, and you had given up hope entirely by the time you had graduated from that school.

Still, let's be real. An invitation to the Paradise Black, Amelia Vaughn's private 18th birthday party? That's an exceptional feat in itself. A party where only the richest and most influential are invited along with close friends and acquaintances of Amelia and the Vaughn family. How did you get in? Are you Amelia's buddy? Hell no, you aren't. You're actually a big unknown in this party. You received the invite by way of your five year long buddy Vincent, who has graciously extended his invite to include you officially in order to give you a chance to experience the party life you never had, as well as in hopes that you will learn how to get laid.

Being an unknown isn't that bad. It means nobody hates you, yet.