Decide to make a day of unbridled self-hedonistic pleasure

What the hell, you think to yourself. When am I ever going to get the chance to do this again?

The day goes faster than you expected, but time lost all meaning after the first hour or so. You managed to run "Pirates!" through twice, although you watched very little of it the second time, as it was mostly on for background. Taking breaks only to eat, you spend the whole day making love to your body. You even spend at least twenty minutes in every room of the house, fulfilling a lifelong goal. Every toy was used liberally, as were oils and even a bottle of wine.

Your beau even got a surprise when he called around six o?clock. Driving home from work, you even convinced him to talk dirty to you while you rode your vibrator. He got off in his garage after parking the car, and you hung up after a quick ?Good night, baby!?

After one final mind-blowing orgasm around nine o?clock, you at last collapsed on your bed and went straight to sleep. As you drift off to dream, you giggle at your naughty antics, though wondering at what other adventures you might have missed out on.

        The End