Day 7– Sex-Ed: Extra Credit Anal Pt 1

Don’t hate me. I haven’t decided to become a homosexual or asexual. I just want to live. I could feel waves my male ancestors shout and scream at me as I decided what to do next.

“We all passed?” The class said and murmured to themselves, some a bit angry, and others confused.

“Yes, you all pass the comprehensive sex education exam.” I handed out fake certificates I printed and passed them out. They all looked glum when I walked around.

“You too Mrs. Kelly.” I handed her one too.

“But we just started,” Mary whined. “I didn’t even get a chance to practice cowgirl with you yet.”

They all agreed and voiced their distresses, I looked at Mrs. Kelly who shrugged. I rubbed my temple. I’m going to die if I have to do this all over again. I was being stretched thin.

“Ladies, this course is just a basic look into your options. When you guys are married, and in loving relationships, you can all apply the theory then and practice on your husbands as much as you want.” I said. More moans and complaints.

“What about anal?” Charlotte said out loud.

The class quieted waiting for my response. I looked at Mrs. Kelly who spoke up and said: “Umm.. sodomy is a sin Charlotte, you know that.”

“Yeah but what if we can’t control ourselves and really want it in our ass?” Charlotte said.

They all agreed and chattered among themselves.

Mrs. Kelly blushed and said turning to me, “I suppose Mr. Smith should cover… umm .. sodomy if he wishes. It can’t be helped if it happens, we should be prepared...”

They all nodded and looked expectantly at me. I’m going to die.

I paused and gauged my situation.

“Alright, well I guess I wouldn’t be doing my job properly if I didn’t cover that,” I said with resignation and threw up my hands.

Again all of them ran up to the front. Each of the students fighting for the center and next to my desk. I stared distantly at dead space in front of me as they started tossing their panties to the side.

This would be interesting.