Day 2 preview...

You wake up and glance up at the clock to see it is nearly 10 am.

For once you haven't woken up with a stonking boner so you decide to forgo your daily morning wank. Who knows, if today is anything like yesterday there's a chance you'll be getting more action today if you play your cards right.

Still in you pjs you grab your phone to check you messages and walk downstairs.

A message from Claire reads: 'Us girls have gone birthday shopping. Help yourself to anything your find downstairs'

As you reach the bottom of the stairs you hear a dull knock and a groan come from the dining room...