David West

You looked at her and said "My name is David West, I'm 18 and I'm obviously a male"

She looked up at you from behind her glasses "Look, we don't appreciate the sarcasm pal" sitting back down, she pointed to her left "Go through that door and you'll be registered and given an ID for the school"

Doing as she said, you walked through the door and did all that was needed. Your picture was the hardest part because you had woken up in a rush and they'd needed to slick your black hair back with some gel and gave you a cleaner uniform Jacket. You smiled as the cameraman took the picture.