Date to the magic show

On their last embarrassing streak home, Jack had picked up a flyer advertising a magic show at their local bar. Once they had gotten home and clothed, they poured over the poster.

“Gosh this looks so fun! But, Jack honey… it’s such a public place,” Jill said wearily. She was getting exhausted of facing her friends and family completely naked.

“It’ll be fine, hon,” Jack said, “It says they don’t do crowd-work AND we’ve taken precautions to make sure we aren’t naked for long!”

“Ok, sweetie, but I haven’t shaved in a while and remember what happened last time?” She covered her mouth, stifling a laugh. Jack stiffened. He did remember. They ran into a group of college students and they didn’t stop laughing at his tiny member. Jill loved him all the same, but Jack couldn’t help but be embarrassed.

THE NIGHT OF THE MAGIC SHOW