Darvath The Evil Elephant

You are Darvath in Plunoyafan determining the outcome of your day.. It is 2 a.m. and between pondering what you are going to do next, you end up falling asleep. You do, however, wake up at 7 AM and continue to ponder it.

You realize it is pretty damn early in the morning, therefore you still have time to Brush your teeth and put on your best hat.

After some time, you glance at your member, realizing it's been a while since you've sprayed the commoners with anything.