Dan (husband and father of 4) wakes up

I wake up to the bleeting sound of my alarm. I throw out my hand and slap at the alarm until the sound stops.

As consciousness slides into my head, I become aware of a dull ache in my crotch and a nice little tent, if I do say so myself, in the sheets. I have once again woken up with morning wood.

{If RunThru=2}I notice my wife is singing the same song as yesterday.{endif}{if RunThru>2}Again the same song floats on my wife's voice from the bathroom.{else} As more parts of my consciousness come online I hear the sound of the shower in the attached bathroom and the sounds of my wife singing her favorite shower song.{endif}

Decide what to do...