Damage report

"so how bad off am i?"

She cleared her throat and tried to sound calm. Her voice was audibly shaky, but better. "From what i could tell, you broke one rib on each side, your elbows are dislocated, your sternum may be cracked and your jaw is for sure. That's all i could find, but i'm not a doctor."

"yeah, but you took first-aid instead of sex-ed. that's good enough for me."

"I got your injuries treated as best i could, gauze mostly. But all i can do for your jaw is ask you to keep it still, or talk out the left side of your mouth at least."

"heh. looks like i was right. you are my nurse. my angel of mercy."

"This is no time to hit on me."

"because it's a waste of time and hypnotherapy destroyed your interest in men?"

"Or to make references to old games. Try to keep your jaw as still as possible, ok?"

"how will i talk to you?"

"I don't know. Oh! Use my laptop!" She set her laptop computer by my right hand. I smirked and typed.

[horny_dude_69-->hey baby. asl? wat r u wearng?]

Shana sighed, but couldn't hide her smile completely.