Daddy's Double Shot

"What's the uh... 'Daddy's Double Shot'?" You ask, slightly embarrassed to say the name out loud.

"Oh, that's a yummy mocha with 2 shots of espresso. The perfect drink to wake up a tired father." Beans said with an innocent smile.

You waited, expecting him to continue, but he didn't.

"Right. Then I guess I'll ha-"

"Which is just code for a still very yummy mocha with 2 shots of espresso, and 2 brothers, Cain and Abel, who both want you to be their daddy." Beans cut you off with the rest of his explanation.

You waited again, and even started a sentence you didn't intend to finish to make sure the barista wasn't going to cut you off again.

"Right. Well, that does sound pretty fun."

"We've never heard a complaint. Cain and Abel with compete for your affection in any way you want them to."

The Daddy's Double Shot is $250. You have the money, but will you spend it?