Dad

"Dad Can I ask you a question"

"Sure son whats up"

"Well this didn't happen to me...but say a friend wanted to have sex with his aunt would it be wrong"

Dad stop what he was doing. You heart sank a bit

"I knew this would happen."

"Ummm I sorry"

"Nothing to be sorry about knew one of the women of this family may try to come on to you. It a blueth mental disease" He said

"Really..Someone hit on you"

"Yes"

"Was...it exciting"

"No...not exactly"

Narrator- Michale did have a encounter with an older woman but it wasn't like he expected

Flash back

"Can you come on here sun with the sun Lotion...I need a MAN" Micahel mother who at the time looked hot said as she slowly licked her lips

Michale came out with a strapping smile and chest oiled

"Sure mother...I do anything to PLEASE you" He says

"No it not me" Mother said leaving "Its your great granma

"Oppsie I drop my towel" The older wrinkeld woman says

"Ohhhh MY EYES..MY EYES...DEAD GOD...SWEET UNHOLY GOD" michale says

To the present

"And that why daddy screams at night son" Dad said

"Well she didnt hit on me. I was just asking..but just in case what causes this"

"Beer...wine doensnt do it as much but straigh beer. Don't have beer around her" Dad said

"Be sure to avoid that"