Cum Catcher & More

The woman on the bike was exhausted and very horny. She came up to Jack. "Oh my god! I'm so horny!"

"May I cum on your cum catchers?"

"My bangs? Oh yes!" She climbed off the bike and dropped to her knees right then and there out in the open.

Jack dropped his pants, and the woman started sucking him off. She was eager and a bit rough, but Jack did not mind. She sucked with abandon but with lack of skill.

When it was time for Jack to cum, he pulled out and shot load after load onto her bangs, soaking them so thoroughly, cum dripped from them. "Perfect cum catcher," he said. "Don't wash your hair until tomorrow morning and go find another man to cum on your cum catchers."

"I...OK...I'll...oh my god! I loved this so much!"

"Glad you like it." Jack zipped up and walked on. He was leaving the park when he saw a woman receiving a ticket.

"Ugh, nothing better to do, officer?" she asked sarcastically.

The officer ignored her as he checked her information.

Jack walked up to them and produced a badge. "I'm Captain Lord. I'll handle this," he told the officer.

"No problem, sir."

"Ma'am, step out of the car."

"Oh god, now what?!" said the woman a bit angrily. She got out of the car. She wore gray slacks and a white blouse.

"Ma'am drop your pants and panties."

"What?!"

"Just do it."

"Fine!" neither she nor the officer knew why the woman was doing this as it made no sense.

"Bend over and spread your butt cheeks, ma'am."

The woman still could not believe she was doing this but she did so.

"Officer, take your pepper spray and spray her butthole."

"Um, OK. Yes, sir." The officer removed his pepper spray and sprayed the woman's anus.

"OOOOOOOWEEEEEEEE!" she cried in pain. "What the fuck! OOWWOOWWW!"

"Funny, you get turned on when something causes pain to your anus, don't you?"

The woman was in tears of pain and was trembling, but the excruciating burning of her anus was really turning her on.

"Better leave your pants and panties down and head to that ice cream truck to buy some ice cream to shove up your butt," said Jack. "And we'll let you off with a warning. Officer, return her wallet."

"Yes, sir." He handed the woman her wallet, and she waddled off to the ice cream truck, her anus red and burning, and she sexually aroused.

"Takes all kinds, doesn't it?" asked the officer as he put his pepper spray back.

"Yeah, she can only get off if something causes **** pain to her anus: condoms covered with Icy Hot or hot sauce, electrodes, stuff like that."

"Wow, weird."

"Carry on, officer."

"Thank you, sir."

The officer and Jack parted ways. Jack turned to see the woman shoving an ice cream bar up her ass.