Create a commotion

Mark had just recently been served a dinner meal. Thats when he thought of a plan. He took part of his turkey sandwich and took a small bite out of it. Then he began making some **** noises. The deputy looked back, stood out of her chair, and saw him holding his sandwich in one hand and grabbing his neck with the other. "Whats happenin' to you!?" asked the deputy. Mark continued pretending to **** while the deputy tried to decide whether to open the cell or not. Then she saw Mark turning red and quickly opened the cell. Mark saw her come in but decided to keep acting. The policewoman got behind his back and began doing the heimlich manuver. She did it twice but she though Mark was still ****. Then on her third try, Mark spit the turkey out and started gasping for breath with his hands at his knees. The deputy felt relief and walked to Mark's side. "Boy am i glad that is over." said the deputy as she took a deep breath. Mark saw the gun there in her holster and went for it. "Wow that was easy." said Mark as he pointed the pistol at the deputy. "I cant believe you fell for that. Now pig, tell me when the next cop is expected to arrive! And dont lie." The deputy with her hands up was still trying to get a hold of the situation. "Um..um..about thirty minutes." said frightful deputy.