Creampie = Enslavement

If a single sperm makes its way inside your body, you'll become an obedient **** to the owner of the sperm.

That's fucking horrifying! It sets you up as a human lamppost, just waiting for the 'dogs' of the world to cock a leg and mark their territory.

You sweat at the thought of how easily someone could slip you some sperm if they knew about this GAME. Any sexual partner you have will need to put on a condom before they even get near you, and certainly for blowjobs in addition to sex.

But what about all those stories about fast food workers jacking off into people's burgers? If you fell victim to that, it'd be a lot worse than a cheeky prank!

You flop back onto the bed, hugging yourself in dread. It's suddenly become a very dangerous world out there.