Craigslist

Not entirely sure of what to do, and too horny to realize that it may not be a good decision, you find your way onto Craigslist and post your home address along with the message, "I'm so fucking horny I could die! Please, someone come fuck me!"

Closing your computer before you even have time to receive a reply, you strip naked, rubbing and fondling yourself awkwardly in your desperation for release.

You find yourself sprawled across your couch, one hand gently rolling a nipple between thumb and forefinger, your other hand rubbing your new pussy with more enthusiasm than talent. With your thighs trembling and the beginnings of an orgasm building inside of you, you are brought back to reality by the sound of someone knocking firmly on your apartment door.