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Since you had nothing better to do you winded up doing your usual jerk off session. Amongst the some of the videos were ads for a dating website. The ad showed off a busty business woman with gray hair and lushious lips. Underneath it read the quote, "What's better than an experienced cougar looking for a little loving, nothing. Find your soul mate and start fucking today." - FuckACougar.com

The ad had a lot of promise, so you just had to check it out. You click on the ad and are greeted by a create an account screen. After a couple minutes creating an account, you settle on the screen "Fresh_and_Legal" and a blank profile pic. You start to scroll through someof the nearby accounts only to be surprised that their were a lot of cougars in your town.

Eventually you get some hits in the first hour, mainly due to your age. A few of these hits are nearby. You then get a message from...