Cormac offers a blowjob

"I'll give you a blowjob", Cormac offered.

I stared at him. His response was so blunt. I didn't know if he was joking or not.

"What?" I asked, fearing I'd misheard.

"You heard me", Cormac said. "I'll give you a blowjob if you forget this, and don't mention this to anyone."

There was an awkward silence. Cormac looked like he thought he had overstepped, and was going to pay for this even more than he expected.