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As soon as your mother leaves, your phone rings. You pick it up. "Hello?" you say.

"Parker?" That's definitely Emily's voice.

"Emily!" you say. "Where are you?"

"Your mother called me and told me I should come to see you after school. She didn't say why; she was very mysterious about it. Anyway, I'm in the driveway now," she replies. "And wow! This is some house!"

Oh my God! Emily is here and you just had sex with your mother and your room still smells like sex! You decide you'll just have to spray some air freshener and hope that does the trick. "That's great!" you say. "Hold on and I'll be right out to meet you." You hang up the phone. Quickly, you do a quick cleanup to make sure you smell all right and put your sweatsuit back on. You grab some air freshener and spray it around the room. You sniff the air and it seems to have masked the odor pretty well. You take Rosalind's overnight bag with all the sex toys in it and stuff it in your closet.

You go out to the driveway and Emily is standing next to her car. She walks up to you and gives you a hug.

The two of you walk into the house and you lead her to your bedroom. You sit on the bed and she makes herself comfortable in your chair. "All right, Parker," she says. "Tell me what this is all about."