Conspiracy of Men

"Dude, I bet Barbara has a really killer body hidden under all those clothes," said Rick as he sat at table in the local pub near his office. He was meeting with his fellow office workers Stan and Walter.

"Duh, you can tell," said Walter. "Nice ass, and despite her best efforts, she obviously has some big ol' tits."

"I wonder if there's a way to get to see them unbound and in their natural glory," said Stan.

The men thought.

"She keeps a change of clothes in her office," said Rick.

"How do you know?" asked Walt.

"I saw them when I was meeting with her one day. Her closet door was open. There was a bra, blouse, slacks, and a blazer."

"So if we can sabotage her change of clothes, we just have to give her a reason to change."

The three men clinked glasses.