Confirmation

"What do you mean 'Kouhei Misa is a girl'!?"

"Well, she is."

"I know that!"

"Then you can see why you can't be her, right?"

"No!"

"You're dedicated to the joke, I'll give you that. Here, we'll prove it." He walks to the back of the room, then toward the door. What is he doing? I look where he's going and see Sana coming into the room. It looks like Jin-sempai is going to talk to her or something, which he does (lucky little....lucky Sana) before bringing her with him.

"Is this person here Kouhei Misa," he asks. Sana looks at me and I look at her like 'I don't know what he's doing either'. She.. I don't know what she did. Her eyes got all out of focus and her mouth dropped open. Little almost-words come out of her gaping jaw and..I think she's blushing! I look around for the reason before deciding it must be from having Jin-san so close (I swear I'll get her for this!).

"Yamaoka-san?"

"Oh! uh, y-yes, Rabu-sempai?"

"Is the person in this desk Kouhei Misa?"

"No...Oh! E-excuse me, y-you're, um sitting in my friend's seat. There's an empty one next to..to me, if you want it. Th-the desk, I mean, not.....me."

"What?! Sana-chan, what are you saying? And why are you fidgeting?"

"s-Sana...chan?" That out of focus look again, but now she's doing something weird with her mouth and may be suppressing a giggle. Jin-sempai spoke up.

"There, see? Even Misa-san's closest friend says you aren't her. Why don't you tell us your real name? I'm sure if you do we'll be good friends this year!" He flashed me a smile that melted my heart and made me forget I was ever flustered by whatever Sana was doing. Well, mostly.

"Could you excuse me for a second?"

"Sure, class doesn't start for five minutes. But hurry back. Nitsuta-sensei won't take lateness lightly, even if its your first day."

I run to the girl's room where I'm welcomed coldly with shoving and being called a pervert. Jin-sempai must have figured I'd do that and asked them to take part in the prank. Fine, that's how they want it? I'll call their bluff. I go into the men's room, only realizing it's embarrassing when I'm already inside. Amazingly the boys in there don't pay me any mind. Maybe they're gay. Or really drunk.

"Hey guys," I say, testing them. Maybe they just didn't see me.

"What," one asks me gruffly.

"Nothing! Jeez." I roll my eyes and on the return downward, I catch someone in the mirror I didn't see outside it. I scream and back against a stall door. It's that guy who did...SOMEthing to me in the game! He backs up against a stall door too.

Wait. There aren't stalls on both sides of the room. I test the mirror and it does everything I do perfectly. Oh, no...

One last test. I go into a stall and unzip my pants (why did I put on pants instead of my skirt?). I take a deep breath, reach in and...

"KKYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"