Conduct Despedida's physical (Time -1)

Goodbye had told you to fill in all of the dossier information that she and the other Ciaos hadn't been able to collect. You noticed that none of the Goodbye Girls had any measurements listed... pretty strange, considering all agents received a physical before entering the ****. You thought that seemed like an easy place to start, although it didn't seem especially likely to give you any clues as to the mole's identity... But it irked you, as a professional, to see that information left blank.

Plus, it would be interesting to know, wouldn't it?

As expected, you found Despedida gaming inside her personal cave, curtained off from the rest of the room. "Ugh, New Ciao, dude! Don't interrupt me when I'm doing my stream! Especially not to ask me for my measurements. If this was a galge, you'd have just lost ten points."

You wondered if you should address the occupational hazards of live-streaming from a CEDIT base... Instead, you simply insisted you be allowed to take the measurements. Especially in her case, you had reason to suspect she might have ducked physicals in the past.

"Wha?! No way! You're telling me I'm fat?"

You shook your head, then told her you were only referring to the amount of time she plays games. You told her that couldn't be healthy and must be having some negative effects on her performance... there was no way anyone could play video games as much as she did and not feel some averse effects.

"Ha! You're asking me to prove it, huh? The old 'reverse psychology' trick? Well, behold: witness the fitness of a gamer girl!... After I finish this level."

Sighing, you waited for her to finish up. There was no point in trying to get the measurements until she stood up... you'd be unable to get a read on height or hips as long as she was seated. Finally, she stood to her feet, re-adjusted her cap, and lifted her hands above her head. "Geez... This is kind of creepy. They don't even put a scene like this in most ero-games, Ciao."

You found her knowledge of ero-games intriguing and wondered if you should prod deeper into that some time. For now, you'd focus on taking measurements. She removed her cap to allow you to access the top of her head and take her height measurement... It came out at a very average 5'6". A normal height for a young lady, but a below average height for a Goodbye Girl, given Vaarvel and Au Revoir's statures. Next came the bust. You pressed the measuring tape across her patterned t-shirt, which showed the image of a cool anime guy with a sword{if Weakness for Video Games = 1}, Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear,{endif} releasing a wave of flames that erupted from the ground. His image got squished against her the swells of her breasts as Despedida put on a bemused smile. "You're a super perv, huh? Couldn't I just tell you these? I've measured myself for when I order merch, you know?"

You told her that you couldn't trust anyone in this place, not yet. You had to trust your own observations.

"Oh, yeah, don't let me kill you with the hidden frame data of my tits. What is this, Granblue?"

Ignoring her taunts, you moved on to her waist, a slender 26... her shirts often showed a bit of her belly, which you thought only made sense, when one had a belly as attractive as hers. Finally, ignoring her insults, you pressed the tape across her hips and dragged it across. It came away 36. She probably had the most balanced body of the Goodbye Girls, in hindsight.

"What grade did I get? Rank S?"

You thanked Despedida for her cooperation as she rolled her eyes, smirked, and returned to her games. She may know a lot about the other Ciaos, but it seemed like you were the only one who'd ever made a goofy request like this...