Comment on Carson's cock

You take a second look of disgust at Carson's little member. "Well, I think I see what the problem is," you say drily. Carson looks down at the floor shamefacedly. "Hey, don't worry about it," you add. "You called the right guy. Trust me, I make even size queens squeal. Besides, size isn't everything. You've probably got other things going for you, right?"

"Well..." Maria interjects. "It's not just that he has a tiny penis."

Carson turns even redder. "Yeah, it's not just...the size thing, he says. I...have trouble controlling myself."

"Ah, the old premature ejaculation, huh?" you ask knowingly. "Well, you just weren't meant to fuck a girl like Maria, were you?" You pretend to be sympathetic.