Cock Pushups

Oh, boy. This one did not go well for me. I knew I should have put more focus on training my abdominals when getting my body fit for the event, but the fact that I had never managed a single cock pushup in my life didn't exactly help with my motivation. At least everyone knew that this was a category best left to the pros, and I was far from the only one who failed spectactularly. The tournament organizers didn't expect more than half of the contestants to manage even one pushup, and the event was more or less an opportunity for the pros to show off a little and gather some bonus points. Jackson and his buddies hung back to cheer us on at first, which seemed to at least help Josh, who actually managed half a pushup before collapsing, earning him a few respect points and loud cheers from the pros.

After all the newcomers had tried and failed to lift themselves off the ground using their erections, it was the pros' time to shine. They. Were. Incredible. I had never seen such feats accomplished outside of movies, and even there I always thought cock pushups were a clever mixture of CGI and sneaky camerawork. But what I saw here was no joke. Jackson turned into a monster, his whole body rigid as a plank, as he pushed himself off the ground again and again, his arms clasped tightly and unmoving behind his back. Eventually, even his friends gave up, and it once again fell to Jackson to take the crown with an unbelievable sixteen pushups before he finally collapsed.

Josh and I were dumbstruck and could only gape at Jackson, who got up nonchalantly to accept a business card from a CockFit talent scout who wanted to offer him a sponsoring deal for the upcoming season.

We didn't talk much on our way back to the lobby, but luckily, the girls were there to cheer us up with their stories from the Vaginal Weightlifting contest. Also, we had the Hardiness event to look forward to, which would take place in parallel to the fan-favorite Drench Dressing event for the girls.

While we guys lounged around trying to mentally prepare ourselves for the Hardiness contest, the girls went to check out the stand that had been set up by Fanny Fragrances, which was offering exclusive pussy perfumes that couldn't be purchased anywhere else. Having spent an obscene amount of money, Natalie came back with a small vial of clear liquid, grinning at me and telling me that I could look forward to her snatch smelling like star fucklete Leah Walsh's on special occasions in the future.