Cleaning yourself in the most egregious way

You step outside your house, barefoot. As you look upon your body, you feel a bit uncomfortable wearing pants, and with a simple move of your hand, make them disappear along with your socks and underwear.

Now wearing nothing but a T-shirt, you feel much better, and start strolling down your street. Your neighbors smile and wave at you, their common sense overriden by your desire for bottomlesness. Speaking of which, you make their pants disappear as well. Pleased with the result, you change your street to be a bottomless one. Just as you decide that, you see every single piece of bottom-related clothing vanish before your eyes, which is quite aesthetically pleasing.

As you arrive near a bus stop, a light breeze makes you cold in the worst part of your body, which makes you realize you haven't wiped yourself after fucking your mom yet!

Spotting two guys at a bus stop, you frown, and turn them into girls instead. Going for the classic porn feel, you decide one to be brunette and one to be blonde, though both of average bust size and regular height. Once that's done, you start approaching them, stroking your dick with one hand. They don't really register you: after all, why whould they care about some dude vigorously pleasuring himself while staring at them?

It takes forcefully spreading the brunette's legs and shoving your cock inside her thusly exposed pussy to make them notice you. With a look of surprise and mild annoyance, she tells you:

"Uh... Yeah, hello? Couldn't you ask first before you start fucking someone in the street?"

With a wide grin, you answer: "Oh no, I'm not fucking you! See my cock was all dirty with fresh cum from jizzing inside my mother's cunt earlier, so I thought I'd shove it inside whoever I happen to pass by in the street to clean it. Is that alright? I could stop, but I'd really rather not." As you calmly explains your motives, you start thrusting inside her warm insides.

They both sigh and roll their eyes. "Duh, I mean yeah you can use my publicly-displayed pussy anyway you want, that's the whole point of me exposing it to the world, but if you were hoping to clean your cock with it you're in for a surprise."

With the most dishonest display of fake bewilderment, you ask her: "Oh? And why is that?"

"Because..." Interrupting herself midsentence, she closes her eyes, her breathing becoming ragged fast. And just like that, with a loud, reverberating howl, she climaxes.
Panting, she focuses back on you, her severe gaze and composure quickly returning to her after this flash orgasm. "Because... I... squirt!"

Looking down on your cock, you notice that the woman indeed made your groin much, much more of a mess than it previously was, topping sweat and jizz with girljuice like icing on a cake.

Meeting her gaze with pleading eyes, you exaggeratedly pout and ask: "Oh no! But then what can I do to clean it?"

After a loud, exasperated sigh, she almost yells: "Just shove it in my mouth you idiot!"

You smile earnestly, and oblige her. Levitating, your press your groin against her face and shove yourself down to the hilt in her facial fuckhole. With an afterthought, you suppress her gag reflex and reshape her throat muscles so they'd massage your cock in just the right way.

"Hey." The blonde, that you almost forgot about, finally speaks up. With a no-nonsense tone, she demands: "Show me the hand you were stroking with."

Again, being in a very obliging mood as of now - and since the brunette is taking her sweet time cleaning your soaked crotch with her tongue while you're deepthroating her anyway - you give her your hand. She takes it and smell it. "Yeah, smells like dick", she astutely observes. She then does the most rational thing when presented with a hand that recently touched a potentially dirty dick, and starts licking your knuckles, nails and palm one by one, paying a lot of attention to each and every part of your hand.

The stimuli of two tongues lapping meticulously at your body and a throat squeezing on your erect member proves to be too much for you, and you generously cum inside your groin-cleaner's throat. Once your orgasm has subsided, you decide that you should go, and make it so they're done cleaning you.

"Wait", says the hand-licker. "You're mostly cleaned up, but you're a little moist with saliva."
"... Yeah? So?"
She theatrically rolls her eyes, gets up from her bench, and takes off her T-shirt. Throwing it in the bushes, she unclasps her bra, using its left cup to dry your hand and lightly dabbing its right cup on your groin. Once that's taken cae of, she gives it to you.

Surprised by her generosity, you tell her: "Wow, thanks. As a reward, why don't you fall in love with your brunette friend? Don't worry, she'll love and reciprocate you, and you'll always be down for whatever the other has in mind."

The blonde looks at you, once more uttering "duh", and walks back to her suddenly acquired girlfriend. Sitting on her cowgirl-style, they start masturbating each other and making out passionately.

Seeing the bus arrive, you decide to put a final touch to the situation: you teleport inside, turn all the people inside into attractive young women, and add some more passengers until there's enough of them that they're all pressed against one another. You manifest a cloud of very powerful aphrodisiac inside - to which you make the bus driver immune, and unaware of, for safety reasons - and teleport right out.

Proud of yourself, you turn your back to the bus and continue on your stroll as a symphony of moans starts echoing loudly from the bus' interior.