Chyoo revealed

The vast ballroom(!) of a five-star hotel and it seems like every character and writer who ever existed in the Chyooniverse is present tonight. Over in a corner two D-list presenters address a camera.

"Hi, I'm Jane Doe."

"And I'm John.

"And we're here at the first Annual Chyooniverse convention."

"Every character whoever lived, walked or fucked in the Chyooniverse is here tonight and we have the inside scoop. We'll be asking: Pat Smith? Who is he?"

"She."

"She or he. And is the rumour true that he..."

"She."

"That she or he has retired."

"Thank you, John. And we'll be asking: The Chyoo writers? Heroes crusading against censorship? Or sad bastards, masturbating in front of a computer?"

As if to prove Jane's point, somewhere in the background, a writer in his mid thirties is sadly trying to chat up a 19 year old Indian girl he created and wishing he hadn't given her a boyfriend.

Who will John and / or Jane interview first? Or shall we ditch the stiffs and see who's fucking who at the party.