Checking my text messages:

There are two unread text messages, one from a number I don't recognise, and one from "Big Tits Millie". They read as follows:

From unknown sender:

"Matt, it is Ashley, spoke to mom and she told me what happened last night. She wants to make it up to you but cannot think of how."

I now have Ashley's number, and I naturally save it as "Big Tits Ashley".

From Big Tits Millie:

"Hi sugar, hope you slept well, sorry last night did not end as perfectly as we had both hoped."

I forward Millie's message to Ashley, asking her what I should reply, she writes back straight away:

"Write: 'Had an amazing time last night, it was an emotional moment for us both, and it was wonderful.'"

I send that to Millie, and a few minutes later I get her reply:

"You are so sweet to me Matt, thank you for saying that."

I send the message to Ashley and ask her what I should write back, and very quickly I get her response:

"LOL, I am coaching her what to write on this side as well! Just write: 'You are an amazing woman, so glad to have met you.'"

I send that text message to Millie, but I don't get a response, so after an hour I text Ashley to ask why Millie is not responding.

Ashley texts back:

"She wants to make up for last night but is struggling with what to do, give her a bit more time."

A few hours pass, then my phone pings, I got a text from "Big Tits Millie". I click on it, and it says:

"Matt, sugar, can you be a darling and help me change a light bulb I can't reach?"

As I am reading that text message, my phone pings with a text from "Big Tits Ashley" saying:

"Light bulb is just a ruse to get you over here, I think she is planning to suck your cock while I am at the gym."

I text Ashley back to thank her, and then text Millie that I am happy to help her out and can be there in about an hour.

I jump in the shower to get ready, and when I come out I have another message from "Big Tits Ashley":

"LOL, she is busy putting on make up and picking out her outfit, and told me not to come back from the gym for at least two hours! Have fun and let me know how it went. xx Ashley"