Check the mail (fem)

Well it can't hurt to check the mail. You unlock your box with the key you hide in the potted plant in the corner of the room.

Hm, lets see... Spam, spam, a coupon for 50% of canned spam... Oh! A letter from grandma! You tear into the envelope, careful not to tear the exotic stamps on the top, taking out a neatly typed letter, printed on a crisp yellowed sheet of paper. It reads:

"To my dearest granddaughter,

I hope you are well. I know I am! It's been raining for quite some time, unusual for this time of year, so me, your grandfather, and Tim have been cooped up in the house for almost a week. Oh Tim, I almost forgot to tell you about him, he's fantastic! He's such a gentleman, he always has a joke for every situation. And he's a dynamo in the bed too! I don't know how you young people do it, be so full of energy like that! I mainly have sex with him nowerdays, your grandfather prefering to watch us from the closet! Gosh, next time you're over for vacation, maybe I'll lend him to you- but only for a couple minutes! Well anyway, hope you're safe and healthy. Oh! And your auntie Sherryl had a baby boy." You look at the pictures that were in the letter. He's pretty cute! "Anyway, got to go, I'm itching to give Tom another ride!

Love, grandma."

Gosh, that's good for them! Hope they're okay. You stuff the letter back in the envelope, and place it back in the box.