Check out how the faculty is taking it

A few hours later, the best minds of the female faculty have figured out the cause of their sudden, sustained nudity, and are moving to act on it. You stand against the far wall of the gym, watching their plan unfold with amusement.

It's quite innovative, really: They assembled a team of girls from the student body to form a perimeter around them out to a thirty-foot radius, each one holding up a sheet to offer the women within some privacy. At the head of the think-tank inside is Yiantra, clutching her pert little breasts as she directs a stocky ginger half-dwarf from the divination department named Nuella and a black beanpole of a woman from enchantment named Nikki. Morrigan is on hand to run security and discourage anyone who might peek through the sheets.

Nuella kneels down beside the statue, preparing to scan the magical signature of the magic you imbued it with. It's not about to go well.

"Ow!" she shouts, clutching her butt.

"What happened?" said Yiantra.

"I felt like somebody spanked me!" Nuella twisted her delightfully pudgy body about in an attempt to inspect her buttock. "Is there a mark?"

Despite her embarrassment, Nikki can't help but laugh at the half-dwarf's butt. "There sure is! It says "Naughty Girl!" I think Raider booby-trapped this thing.

"For fuck's sake..."

"Wait, there's some fine print," says Nikki, getting a closer look. "'You tried tampering with the nudity bomb! Your punishment is no tits for a week!'"

Nuella looks down at her chest in time to see it diminish to the bare minimum. Her freckled cheeks redden.

"Nevermind!" says Yiantra. "We'll sort this all later. Try again!"

Nuella take another look at the statue, only to yelp and grab her ass a second time.

"'Naughtier Girl'!" Nikki reads. "'Your punishment is that you can't cover up for a day!'"

Nuella's hands are suddenly stuck to the top of her head.

"Okay, maybe it's someone else's turn to try," she says.

"Hell, no!" says Nikki. "I'm not giving up my tits for a week! A lot of folk are seeing me naked for the first time, and I can't have them thinking that Nikki stuffs!"

"Then what do we do?" says Nuella.