Check on Konohamaru

Naruto walked up to where Konohamaru was sitting. His young rival had his back against a training stump, books strewn all around him. "Uh, hey there Konohamaru. Whacha doin with all the books?" Naruto asked.

"Oh hey Naruto. I'm trying to find out some information to refine my Sexy-no-Jutsu, so I can do a better one that you can!"

"And you're looking in books for that information?"

"Yeah. No girl is about to SHOW me all the in and out parts so I can get them just right."

Naruto picked up a book, ""Biological Anatomy of The Human Species." Really Konohamaru? Why don't you just observe some ladies like the pervy sage does? Go peep at the hot springs or something."

"I've tried to go there COUNTLESS times, but every time I get there, Ebisu-Sensei is already there! He'd kill me if he caught me!"

Naruto's eyes narrowed as he said, "I KNEW there was something pervy about that guy. He liked MY Sexy-no-Jutsu a little too much!"

"He is a perv," Konohamaru stated.

Naruto thought a moment then said, "I'll tell you what, you show me what you can do and I'll help you 'refine' it as you say."

"You'd really do that for me? I might end up being better than you!"

"What have I always told you Konohamaru? You're never going to beat me and be Hokage first unless you always get BETTER at what you do! So let's see what cha got!"

Konohamaru jumped up; "RIGHT!" he shouted pointing his fist at Naruto as books went flying. He did some hand seals then said, "KONOHAMARU SEXY-NO-JUTSU!" He was immediately engulfed in a puff of smoke. Naruto began fanning the air trying to dissipate the smoke. What he saw when he could see anything was a disproportioned girl that looked very similar to Konohamaru. The girl's rear was a little too large, her waist was too small, and her breasts were disproportionate to her body. But worst of all, the girl had "man hands" rather than proper feminine fingers. She batted her eyes alluringly at Naruto and said, "So, what do you think?"

Naruto's faced twitched, and not in a good way. "Uh, well, uh, Konohamaru, uh. You really do need to watch your proportions." POOF, the image was gone and Konohamaru stood in front of Naruto again. "What do you mean? I put a lot of work into that one!"

"Do you REALLY think that a woman's boobs are out to HERE?" Naruto said as he extended his arms in front of him.

"Tsunade's are." Konohamaru responded.

"Well, she's different. Most womens' are somewhat equal to how their body looks."

"That's why I went with a bigger behind! Women are supposed to look curvy, like an hourglass right?"

"They are, but within REASON Konohamaru! You looked like you were trying to create a Barbie doll or something! The more REAL a woman looks, the sexier she is. You've got to work on that. Oh, and also, you have to make ALL of your jutsu sexy, not just the lady parts."

"What do you mean?"

"The hands. They were like yours. They were manly. You have to make them with thinner fingers with actual fingernails that stick out a bit. You know, girly looking."

"I didn't even think about that. But I figured if I got this jutsu right, no one would even be looking at the hands, they'd be looking at the ti-,"

"OK! Yes, that may be so, but to be better than ME at the Sexy-nu-jutsu, you've got to get it ALL right. And you can experiment with other people too. You don't have to do the image just of yourself you know."

"What? How?"

"You could combine the Shadow Clone Jutsu with the Sexy No Jutsu, and voila! You could recreate Sakura! But you have to make sure you get it right. That's why you have to observe them. See what I'm sayin'?"

"I get it! So your advice is to go peeping?"

"Or just pay attention to what girls look like when you're around them. There's no harm in looking! So now, wanna try again?"

"YEAH! Konohamaru Sexy-no-Jutsu!" POOF another massive cloud appeared, and this time, the image of the girl was again like Konohamaru, but the rear end was scaled down, the breasts were even larger, the hands were right, but her feet were hairy! "How's this?" she said cutely.

"The boobs are so big, you're gonna topple over! Try like this!" Naruto made his hands seals and POOF, he was a sexy female Naruto complete with pigtails, pretty feet and hands, and NORMAL proportions. "See what I'm saying?"the female Naruto whispered breathily. "Or you could do it this way," POOF, and the female Naruto turned into Anko-sensei, with piercing eyes, and just enough "round" in all the right places. "See? Combine the two!" POOF, he was back to regular Naruto again.

Konohamaru returned to his normal ninja self. "I liked that one of Anko-sensei. You've been studying her I see!"

"That's not true. She just scares me to ****, so I keep an eye on her and make sure I know where she is so I can stay AWAY from her! How about you give it a try again?"

"OK!" POOF, Konohamaru transformed before Naruto. When the cloud dissipated, the top half of the lady was Anko, while the bottom half was Tsunade, but at least the hands and feet looked feminine. "This isn't easy," Konohamaru's Anko squeaked out.

"Come ON Konohamaru! You can do this! Try like this!" POOF, Naruto transformed into Ino.

"Nice one!" Konohamaru said. "How's this?" POOF, he transformed into an almost accurate Kurenai.

"Almost! Now don't think too hard about it! Just remember how they look and do the jutsu! Like this!" POOF, and Naruto was TenTen.

"Right! How's this?" POOF, Konohamaru was Sakura.

"Better. Now, let's do one at the same time, ready?"

"YEAH!"

"One, two, THREE, Sexy-on-jutsu!" POOF POOF!

The smoke in the area was getting quite dense with both of them attempting to transform over and over again. Konohamaru started to cough in a voice Naruto thought he recognized, so he began fanning away the smoke. As soon as it dissipated, both Naruto and Konohamaru pointed at each other and screamed, "EEEEEE!" then both had violent bloody noses and promptly passed out. Both had turned into perfectly proportioned 21 year old versions of Tsunade.

Both Konohamaru and Naruto lay on the practice field bleeding from their noses. Luckily, once both lost consciousness, their jutsus reversed themselves, so when a team of young genin showed up to train hours later, they did not get nose bleeds. Instead, the youngsters managed to rouse both **** ninjas, who both promptly swore NEVER to speak of what they did. Then both went their separate ways to clean any evidence of blood from their noses before anyone saw them.

A/N: Your story ends here! So clean up the blood from your bloody nose, and go back to the beginning and try again. Make a different decision along the way and see what path you take.