Check it out…

You look in the mirror at {Belly} months pregnant looking belly. You rub it with pride. Hanging below are your {Balls} inch wide balls, filled with eggs. You have {If Breasts=1}A cup{endif}{If Breasts=2}B cup{endif}{If Breasts=3}C cup{endif}{If Breasts=4}D cup{endif}{If Breasts=5}DD cup{endif}{If Breasts=6}DDD cup{endif}{If Breasts=7}E cup{endif}{If Breasts=8}EE cup{endif}{If Breasts=9}EE cup{endif}{If Breasts=10}F cup{endif}{If Breasts=11}FF cup{endif}{If Breasts=12}FF cup{endif}{If Breasts=13}G cup{endif}{If Breasts=14}G cup{endif}{If Breasts=15}GG cup{endif}{If Breasts=16}GG cup{endif}{If Breasts=17}H cup{endif}{If Breasts=18}H cup{endif}{If Breasts=19}HH cup{endif}{If Breasts=20}HH cup{endif}{If Breasts>20}{If Breasts<30}you have beach ball sized{endif}{endif}{If Breasts>29}{If Breasts<40}you have watermelon sized{endif}{endif}{If Breasts>39}{If Breasts<50}you have double watermelon sized{endif}{endif}{If Breasts >49}{Breasts} inch {endif} breasts filled with eggs instead of milk.

You smile to yourself and pick up your phone and begin the process again…