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Bubblegum, the Helpful Clown

Age: 20

Likes: Sweet candy, obedient rookies

Dislikes: Dark chocolate, know-it-alls

Called the helpful clown for her tendency to flag down clown assistants and show them the ropes, this clown girl is often the first one meets when taking up a new job in the park. She works as the manager of Clown Candy, ordering the stock and working the register. Her smile appears sweet at first, but occasionally seems to be hiding something under the surface. Upper management has a lot of faith in her skills as an entertainer.

Her uniform consists of a pink blouse and poofy skirt with white gloves and pink pumps. Her hair is dyed brightly pink, styled very neat and straight, falling all the way to the small of her back. Her facepaint is white with pink at her lips and a dot at the tip of her nose. Her charm points are her angelic smile and her low-cut blouse, showing off the ample cleavage of a college-age girl.{if BubbleGum's Card = 1}

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Licorice, the Lazy Clown

Age: 19

Likes: Chocolate, days off

Dislikes: Her store manager, the taste of licorice

Licorice was supposedly given her name and title by management as a type of hazing. She and Bubblegum are constantly butting heads. She is technically the co-manager of Clown Candy, although she isn't treated that way-- she's instead mostly relegated to tasks behind the scenes, such as restocking inventory. She likes to hang out with clown assistants, but rarely gets to.

Licorice dresses in an obviously chocolate themed outfit, with a deep brown apron over a darker black mini-skirt dress. Her shoulders and arms are bare, but she wears zip-up black boots. Her hair is styled in a huge black afro with a streak of creamy white-brown styled into it. Her makeup is more the traditional kind, with black lipstick and eyeshadow, beneath a brown mask, designed to look like dripping chocolate. Her charm points are her relatable banter and her juicy hips that result in a lot of torn skirts.

Others:

Theodore-- Your tight-ass boss. He's pretty good looking, with blond hair and the kind of body girls love, but he's the only guy here who isn't interested in fucking clowns, which makes him a total tool. His number-one directive: DON'T FUCK THE CLOWNS.

Donatello-- Your guardian angel. He's friendly, but he's hell to look at. The guy looks one-hundred years old and wears a lot of jewelry. He even has a gold tooth in his dentures. You're thankful for his guidance, but you're glad he's keeping his distance now.