Charlie tries to play peacemaker, with unexpected results

"Ow! Kara, ribs!" Charlie squeaked in dismay as Supergirl hugged him a bit too tightly while glaring daggers at her cousin, gently trying to pull her arms off of him.

"Hmm? Oh, sorry! Sorry, sweetie!" Kara said, letting go of him with a blush.

"Do forgive her, Charlie. Kara's just not as . . . experienced as I am." Karen said with a lusty chuckle. "With her powers, that is. And with . . . other things."

Another button on the busty blonde's blazer opened up, leaving it hanging across her shoulders and just a tight white blouse hiding her huge assets.

Kara's gaze whipped back around to Karen, face full of fury.

"Karen, are you being serious right now?" growled Kara. "You know how I feel about him!"

"I . . ." Karen shook her head as if trying to clear it and failing, her face a mixture of embarrassment and lust. "I'm sorry, it just- he- Rao, I've never felt this way before! Just _look _at him - can you blame me for flirting?"

"Uh, yes, I sure can! He. Is. MY. Boyfriend!" snapped Kara in response, her blue eyes glowing a faint red.

"Um, hey! Let's all just calm down, okay?" a terrified Charlie said, waving his hands nervously.

With that, both women seemed to calm down, immediately slumping down in their chairs, Kara's enraged expression settling into a scowl.

"Whatever you say, Charlie." Kara said in a grumpy but far more subdued tone.

"Sure, sorry if we scared you." Karen said with a smile. "It's just been a very, very long time since a man made me feel so . . . ah, never mind. Wouldn't want to make Kara any angrier."

Charlie coughed, then looked nervously between the two blonde beauties.

"Ooookay. Uh, look, ladies, I'm really flattered but I'm not sure that-"

The waiter took that inopportune moment to interrupt.

"Hello, sir, ladies, my name is Marcos and I'll be your server this afternoon."

The waiter was a suave, Latin American hunk, at least five inches taller than Charlie . . . who went completely ignored by both women at the table. Charlie noticed that their adoring gazes never flickered from him even as the waiter spoke.

"Would you like to get started with any drinks or appetizers today?"

Charlie realized that the waiter was deferring to him as neither blonde spoke. His only experience in fancy French dining was what he'd seen in movies, so he just nervously winged it.

"Oh! Um, a bottle of the house red, I guess? And, uh, escargot?"

"Excellent choice, sir. I'll give you and your dates some time to examine the menu and be back shortly."

The waiter gave him a quick nod and look of respect that Charlie had never gotten before from another man as he left the table.

He lamely tried to explain as Marcos walked away.

"Oh, uh, they're not my dates, they're- oh, never mind."

"We could be, though." Karen said with a smile, scooting her chair closer to him and placing a hand on his thigh.

Charlie coughed in shock as Kara did the same on his other thigh.

"Maybe you forgot the part where I said he was my boyfriend?"

"Maybe you didn't hear him when he implied you weren't exclusive yet?"

Kara pouted and looked up at Charlie with her big blue eyes.

"Charlie, what do you want?"

Visions of a French restaurant being torn apart by a pair of catfighting Kryptonians flashed through his mind as he awkwardly put his hands down on each of their hands and lifted them to touch one another.

"I just want the two of you to get along, okay?" he babbled nervously. "Calm down, be friendly, you know - kiss and make up?"

"Oh!" Karen chuckled as she gave Kara's hand a squeeze, then let go. "I get it now. Sure, that works."

Kara giggled and gave Charlie a peck on the cheek.

"Aha! I should have known that's what you'd like to see, you dirty boy, you." the younger girl said with a smile.

The two women stood suddenly, Kara moving towards her taller cousin with an impish grin.

"I've never done this before, despite what the Internet would like you to believe." Karen said with a naughty smile, sliding out of her blazer entirely and tossing it on a nearby chair as she moved into Kara's personal space in front of the sitting Charlie.

"Me either, but if it's what Charlie wants . . ." Kara said with a smile as she wrapped her arms around her cousin.

"Then that's what Charlie gets." Karen finished before completing the embrace and bending in to kiss Kara full on the lips.

Power Girl gave Supergirl a slow, full kiss that was anything but platonic, smashing her impressive chest against her cousin's perky one as they made out in front of everyone at the restaurant - a staggeringly erotic sight even in their civilian attire.

Charlie was instantly rock hard at the sight of the two beautiful blondes kissing lustfully, especially as they slowly ended their kiss and turned and gave Charlie twin stares full of lust and inquisitiveness. Distantly, he heard somebody drop an entire tray full of dishes.

"Did we just kiss and make up enough for you, Charlie?" Kara asked, biting her pinky and resting her head against her cousin's massive rack.

"Or should we be even . . . friendlier?" Karen added, one hand tracing a line up and down Kara's hip slowly as she stared at him lustily.

"Check please!" Charlie announced in a strangled yelp, all his previous concerns forgotten in a sudden rush of hormones.