Chapter 1: Wait, Are we really doing this for real?!?

My name is Mikori Anderson and i'm about to croacked.

Heh. Funny isn't it. The day I promised myself to do better is the day my body started to cave in on the "end it all" button.

Perhaps it's for the best. Even as young as far back as I could remember, I've always been a little prick. Childhood friends? None. Highschool? Dropped out the second I did something cool for a girl whom embarrased me for a whole semester. Job? Dead-End, unproductive and minutes away from getting fired.

Speaking of which, I was going to get fired. Why? Because I gave up life. I had ambitions for myself like every guy I ever met would dream off.

Wealth to buy the things i'll ever want, women I would flaunt and have sex with and, perhaps a little silly, power to crush my enemies for doing bad stuff to everything I love. The usual kind every guy would want but alas, that's all there is. A dream. A rad dream but a dream nonetheless.

If I wasn't picked back then, I would've made real money on the outside world. I could've have a nice girlfriend to care and raise children with, i could've worked hard to get anything...ANYTHING done but no, life just fucking hates me for whatever reason and now i'll have to suffer the consequences...

...It just wasn't meant to be...Atleast there is something I deeply want...something I wouldn't dare to badmouth the family I couldn't love back.

"If there was an afterlife, I wish I get to control life the way I want to live in"

...as the last remnants of my consciousness fade, everything turned dark until I heard a sudden voice roared

"I see child, Wish granted! Go forth and choose your own destiny"

"...HUH?!??!" I gasped

Before I could even mutter a single sound, I was whisked away to who knows where. Beyond the sky, beyond planet Earth, beyond the stars.

Moving and moving, zipping past galaxies and trillion of planets within the speed beyond I associated usually with light. Now I ain't no science major but I can tell light squishing into extremely thinned beams like sphagetti isn't normal. Moreover, any blackholes in my way were merely squished and pulled from my direction of travel too. Just what is this?

"This...is Instant Travel. A fraction of a power I display to show you how insignificant you mortals could comprehend" a girly voice came with a sassy attitude

I wasn't just confused, i'm both pissed and confused but focus on the situation at hand.

"Just what the hell is going on lady?" I spoken up in confusion

"Mmm. Yes. Even someone with a monkey brain could tell whats travelling between infinite dimensions could comprehend bringing to your resting place" she replied nonchalantly as if that was a usual response

I wanna facepalm hard but then, no hand came to smack my face. Matter of fact, what have I become? I looked down and felt horrified. I don't have anything down there. I tried moving but nothing happened either. The realization sets in as I spoke again, this time in honesty.

"I actually died?"

"Ah. Finally, you do have some chromastones afterall! Yes, matter of fact." Sounding slightly proud of the mysterious woman's voice as if that was any help

"Grrr yeah. I get it. I died and everybody rejoice. Just where the h*ck is going on and where am I going?"

"Frustration? What an odd choice of reaction to descriminat-" before she could finish her sentence, I talked over

"Yeah yeah yeah, bad choice of feeling, you are a god of everything and i'm the dirt. Grass grow, birds fly and...CAN YOU GIVE ME AN ACTUAL EXPLANATION MISSES PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF!!!" I relent harshly

"Tsk. What a spoiled brat. No wonder your miserable life ended in a pathetic display. Perhaps I should send you to the darkest abyss of hell instead" feeling annoyed, the voice felt despised

Before I continue, another voice can be heard coming through and it was pissed.

"Oh for the love of heaven, JENNY! STOP BEING SO CONDENSENDING AND HELP THE POOR GUY!" Another voice boom to into the scene with a much heavy tone, perhaps her relative or whatnot

"Why not? He started asking me weird questions and I reacted what is the most acceptable course of action. Banishment!" she explains with full confidence

Dumbfounded, the older voice spoke with facts "Uh no. You gloat about your 'supposed' omnipotence, you didn't answer any of his questions and you were about to banish him to the harshest place in the universe for the smallest inconvenience. This is unnacceptable yound lady. You better apologise to that man right this instance"

"And what? What are you gonna do? Take away my powers? That's illegal in God Rule Number 45 right? You have no power here!" She responds with a sly smirk, thinking she could get away with her shenanigans once more

"Actually, I've just been promoted to Outerversal tier just a few universes away by Father so yes, I do in fact, can take away your powers in terms of legality. Don't believe me? Why do you have a body now?" He asked just as he mentioned it

In truth, the once invisible girl voice I've keep hearing has now turned visible and seeing a seemingly bright light took form, a female with extremely long hair reaching near her butt length, swirling space encompassing her whole body and star shaped white eyes glowing on her pupils. When she looked down, she gasped with annoyance

"What?!? This can't be! Why am I visible again?!? I thought we're both Multi-Complex Hyperversal beings and yet you get the good shit, not me!" She complained loudly

"Jenny. The reason is quite simple. I'm a responsible god and you're not. Wanna reach this tier? Do better" he calmy explained

The visible girl you seen now called 'Jenny' grumbles in silent before relenting

"Fine. I'm sorry for my outburst earlier. Can I go back to normal now?"

"....No" was his only reply

"Da'fuck you mean no?" She felt both frustrated and confused

"I said no and that is final. I am sick and tired of letting you go after the countless atrocities you've done to all the poor souls you claimed to have brought salvation. You said it was because their mind were corrupted but my multiversal eyes see otherwise. They were lost lambs just like this poor fella, living miserable lives under circumstances our Father couldn't solve." He explained his reasoning and continued

"As such, we were meant to grant them eternal peace yet all I've seen you done for countless eons is banishing or even ending their souls for merely giving you a slight dissatisfaction. Are you even aware of what you've done and what happened to them?" He angrily asked nicely

"Uh, they return back to the mortal realm fine and dandy?" She answered sheepishly before the male voice yelled louder

"No you dumbass! They all turned into incomprehensible creatures and roam the cosmos with no fulfillment in sight. No thanks to you" he spoke angrily in disgust

All while this going down, I'm both simultaneously confused and amused with this predicament. Even better, the bitch Jenny is getting what she deserved. Serves her right, Ha! Glad I wouldn't have to see her again once this whole ordeal is done

"Bu..buh...I promised I've changed, honest! I was just joking around. I'll send him to heaven ri-" before she could retort, the male voice reached his breaking point

"NO! I AM TIRED OF THIS NONSENSE GOING ON FOR EONS AND EONS, YOUR STAYING IN THAT FORM FROM NOW ON AND THAT'S FINAL!" He frustatingly proclaimed as he slammed..something very hard...ending his rant

The supposed Multi-Complex Hyperversal goddess Jenny was shocked. Slumped down in defeat, covering her star shaped pupils in shame "My old life...is over..."

I thought this was going to be a good soap opera but now, I feel bad for her...okay maybe not THAT much but still bad nonetheless. Regardless, I think it's time to chime in and get this travelling thing over with. "So uh..Mister. Do you know what's going on and where am I going"

"Hmm? Ah yes. I almost forgot about you. Instead of giving you riddles or clues, i'm telling you straight right now. You're going to a place called the Null Pathway and two large doors will appear and give you two choices. Salvation or Reincarnation" now relaxed, he explained in simpler words

"Huh. And where does those two take me?" I questioned

"I would tell you but its best to give your own opinion once we arrived there. After further evaluation, only then you can give your answer" he calmly explained.

"Oh I see. Seems fair. I'll stand here and wait this whole travelling thing to blow over. Not like I could do anything anyway" I answered as I waited..or idly waiting for the transportation process to be over in silence

"See? That wasn't so hard isn't it Jenny?" He turned to the now visible goddess Jenny

"S-shut up! I would've done a far better job than your sloppy goody twoshoes quips!" She angrily respond while still sulking

"Ah, spoiled as ever. Perhaps this is for the best for you" he openly admitted before glancing to my general direction 'Mmm. He talked back to my sister despite only having a corporal body of a ball-shaped soul with no powers. This gives me an idea!' He though sneakily.

And so, the three of us went our way to Null Pathway, located close to the edge of the universe. What awaits there is possibly both the best and worst decision to have ever happen to my afterlife thus far.

What happens you may ask? Toon in next chapter for a thrilling conclusion to this short introduction arc