Change the power dynamics.

Maybe you're a slut, maybe you're not. Whatever the truth, one thing is now plain clear. Jake is an adorable penguin, but he's not the leader in this couple. You pick your phone up and type a short, scathing message.

"Bring your ass over here right now."

It's a bit unfair, but things are how they are. You can hear the messages coming in, then the calls. You ignore him and let him simmer, while you clean yourself and the room up.

Once he gets here, there is going to be some yelling, and a reckoning.