Celebrity Arbitrator

John decided to be helpful. If a celebrity had a feud with another celebrity or was having problems with a studio, director, producer, or someone else, she would come to John, and John made sure Jordan was around, but unseen and unheard by everyone but him, and his wishes could only be heard by her.

John searched to see who was having feuds. Turns out Rita Ora and Dua Lipa were having a silly feud, as much celebrity feuds were. He wished for both to show up at his office.

Rita showed up in white jeans, a deerskinned fringed halter top and leopard print jacket.

Dua showed up more dressed down in jeans and a denim jacket over a black tee.

Neither singer was happy to see the other.

"I wish these two would obey me."

"Granted."

"Ladies have a seat," said John.

"I'm going to end your feud."

"Hmph!" said Rita "That bitch going to apologize?"

"Not likely, skank," said Dua.

"Ladies, stay quiet. Here's how it's going to be."

"You have a choice," said John "For the next year, you can only orgasm if a guy is fucking you from behind while your are eating out the other one..." John waited to see the shocked look on their faces. "But it's like this. If you get fucked up the ass, you have to eat out the other's ass. If you get fucked up the pussy, you eat out the other's pussy, and you'll have to alternate between pussy and ass if you want to orgasm."

John paused for effect: "Orrrr if you have sex, you cannot feel it, but the other can. So Rita may be on stage one night when Dua sucks a guy off, but Rita can feel it and Dua can't. If Dua gets really horny, she cannot get off unless Rita gets fucked."

John watched as the two looked at each other then back at him. "Oh, and for the next year, you'll each get really horny at least once every 72 hours."

The two girls were dumbfounded.