Cardi B

Rapper Cardi B entered the store.

"Can I help you?" John asked her.

Cardi nodded. "We're looking for a new TV."

"I see," John said. "We certainly do have a lot of those. And why not try this remote out as well?"

He aimed the Woman Remote at Cardi and pressed the channel button. Cardi stood before him dressed in a slutty cheerleader outfit, her legs spread, hands on her hips, and a big grin on her face.

"Let's hear a cheer!" John said.

Cardi nodded and began to dance around.

"Give me an S! Give me an L! Give me a U! Give me a T! I'm a slut!" she cheered, forming her arms in the shape of the letters she called out.

"1, 2, 3, 4! I am John Doe's cheering whore!" she said. "5, 6, 7, 8! John Doe makes me masturbate!"

John laughed at his new cheerleader.