Cardi B, with a request

The first client was rapper Cardi B.

"Hello, Cardi," John said. "You want a new life?"

"Actually," Cardi said. "I have a request. It said on the sign outside that my memories would be erased. Could you not do that, please?"

"I can, but why?" John asked.

"Well, I have a bit of an odd new life choice. I wanna be your daughter. You see, I recently caught my husband in bed with a woman who was insultingly younger than me. Instead of divorcing him, I figure I should relive my life from my youth days, but with the knowledge I have now."

"Okay," John said. "Let me explain what will happen. I won't use the gun on you. Instead, you'll have to naturally act like my daughter. I will only use the gun to erase you from everyone's memory. You also have to be okay with me using the gun on other celebrities."

"I understand all of that," Cardi said. "To be honest, this is kind of a low-key fetish of mine. I've always wanted to see women under hypnosis."

"Okay, then," John said. He zapped the room with the gun. "It's done. From now on, only you and I remember you were ever Cardi B. Now, you're viewed as Cardi Doe, my 18 year old daughter."

"Cool!" Cardi said. John then handed her a green pill.

"This pill will prevent your body from aging," he explained. "At least, until the world views you as your current age again. It won't deage you back to 18 again, but it will leave you like this."

"Okay," Cardi said. She swallowed the pill and a slight glow emanated from her body.

"So I guess I'm your daughter now, Daddy," Cardi said with a wink.