Camp here

Deciding that you wouldn't want to risk falling asleep on the ground without shelter, you decide to make camp here. You take time to gather leaves and branches and them back to your camp site. You lay down a bed of leaves to sleep on and lean several branches against each other to create a roof for your "shelter." You throw the spare leaves and branches into a pile and with great skill and two rocks from the ground, you set the pile alight and lie down in your shelter next to your newly made fire. Victory is short however, because before you fall asleep, your hear a howl. You hear the scurrying of paws towards your fire as the largest wolf you have ever seen breaks through your branches and grabs a hold of your jeans. To escape, you undo your jeans and run into the forest in just your underwear. It is not long before the wolf catches you and takes a big bite out of your neck. You have a heart attack and fall to the ground. You are dead.