Calm her down.

"Hey you need to calm down, you will wake the whole block, I mean what the fuck its not like we even know eachother." Real tactful you think as the words exit your mouth but hell you forgot you weren't wearing shoes as you hop down the steps and land in a nice puddle. One more step is all you accomplish as your foot flies out from under you dropping you like a heap in your yard.

"Serves you right, Asshole." She says, but she walks over and extends her expertly manicured hand with dark fingernails to help you up. "Now we are both soaked."

Looking up at her you are muddy and just about sick of being called an asshole.