Call your parents on their cel phone to tell them you miss them already.

You feel a sudden pang of homesickness and call your parents. Your mom chats with you for an hour before you get off.

You decide you'll go buy your textbooks now and start to study. You called your parents five minutes after they left, so you're probably a big loser anyway. At least you'll make straight A's, because God knows with the momma's boy attitude you have, you'll never get into any girl's pants.

                    THE END