Call the producer

Fortunately, you still have the guy's number, and he answers on the first ring.

"Marsha! I'm so glad you called! Have you reconsidered that audition?"

"Would I really have to audition, dear?" you ask, flirtatiously. "Haven't you already seen what I can do?"

"Have I ever! I just want others to be able to see it, too, so they know I'm not exaggerating."

"That's sweet... And, yes, I'm actually considering it... But first, I wanted to tell you about this wild idea I had..."

You explain your concept of an adult movie starring your family. You explain how it has something for every interest: straight, bi, lez, MILF, ****.... Whatever someone's fetish is, they can find it with your family.

The producer listens, with rapt attention. When you are finished, he says, "Marsha, that sounds spectacular! Let me go one further.... We've been kicking around an idea for a reality TV series with an adult theme. What do you think of a whole TV series about your family, where we follow you all around with cameras, have cameras all over your house, and basically let the world see what goes on inside your home?"

Marsha felt herself getting even wetter at the thought of millions of men jerking off simultaneously as they watched her and her family copulating week-after-week on international television.

"I think it's a great idea, but I'll have to run it past the kids. Can I get back to you?"

"Definitely! I'll run the idea past a few people here, in the meantime, just to see what they think. Until then, why don't you come on over and do that screen test? Whether your kids want to do the show or not, I'd still love to make a star out of you."