Call it a night.

"Sorry Rowan, I don't have sex on my first date" you say.

Just then Sabrina Carpenter walks in.

"you must be Rowan's date John" says Sabrina. "IF YOU EVER HURT ROWAN, I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN" she says sternly.

"we are dating each other and dating me is to also date Sabrina" says Rowan.

"Sure" you say. "Just tell me, she has a cock right?" you ask.

"Nope" says Sabrina. "I'm all pussy"