Call it a night... maybe?

Once the both of you were cleaned and presentable, you escort Pyrrha by the hand back to the ballroom when she promptly decides to retire for the night. Even championship fighters needed their beauty sleep and she was no exception. Giving your Queen a farewell kiss, you return your attention to the waning party. Evidently it appeared as though quite a number of students were of the same mindset, with at least half of the initial crowd having already dispersed to other interests found elsewhere. As it was now, some slow, ambient romance music played in the background for the few couples that remained... and none of them were any characters of significance.

With a shrug, you reasoned maybe it was time to call it a night anyway. After all, you did have important business to attend to in the morning, chiefly the talk you and Ruby had with Ozpin. Resigning yourself to the hour growing too late, you pocket your hands and stroll out of the ballroom.

It wasn't like tonight was uneventful, oh no far from it. In fact it was rather taxing and even seemed to feel as though it had dragged on for literally months on end, as if a certain author to a certain smut story had been delaying vast amounts of plot material for the sake of pure smut. Then again, it wasn't trashy smut by any sense of the word and some of it was even rather tasteful, there was even some plot and development sprinkled in now that you thought about it, but your life being written by some guy at a keyboard? That would be ridiculous, obviously. You were the only one in charge of this tale. Then again, you did feel quite up to the task of one more encounter... but who would it be?

Stretching out with your senses, you comb the entirety of the campus searching for nobody in particular though you do note with a smile a select few individuals. Jaune in the gardens being... serviced by a certain redhead you sent his way earlier that night, Ruby dressed in her pjs and laying on her bunk writing into what appeared to be a diary with the most adorable blush on her face, Cinder in the shower furiously masturbating and struggling to achieve climax... what? You can't help but snigger out loud at the discovery. You hadn't even bothered to place an edging curse on her in the first place, yet here she was with maddening sexual frustration. Best to let that little ember smolder for a bit longer before at last conquering her utterly. While you daydream about all the little and not so little things you would do to that narcissistic, power-hungry, heart-shaped ass, you almost miss the chatter of two Atlesian guards rushing past you.

"I swear to God, I'm an asinine question away from scrapping her..." gripes one.

"Seriously, how hard can it be to keep track of one little girl?" complains the other.

"It was just supposed to be a dance. Just take the girl to a dance... so she could have a day as a normal girl... that's it. And now she's gone. Again. Fuck my life."

Oh? Are they talking about who you thought they were? Stretching out with your senses, you resume combing the grounds but this time for a very specific person in mind, and lo and behold you found her... in a most interesting position. Not wanting to waste any time, you silently teleport to the girl in question who, as it turns out, was spying through the hedges at a certain blonde knight.

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It was Penny Polendina, the little android girl and possible "daughter" built by Dr. Polendina at the R&D Department of the Atlesian Armed Forces. Her bright, green eyes were wide as saucers as she knelt in the grass, her tea green prom dress ruffled beneath her knees as she peered through the hedges with her x-ray vision to witness a lewd scene brought about by teenage hormones. Her mouth hung open in a small "O" of curiosity as she watched the scene unfold, the hapless Huntsman-in-training gasping and shuddering as his lover gave him a passionate and sloppy blowjob. You were pleased he was able to get lucky for sure, but for some reason the sheer ridiculousness of the guy wearing a light purple and pink dress seemed to make the scene so much better.

"Gonna cum...!" he gasps/whimpers as she brings him to climax.

Penny tilts her head in confusion at his announcement while she remained oblivious to your presence. Her memory banks likely had no information on sex or sexual activities. Why would she? She was built for battle after all, not procreation... or was she? You would find out soon enough. She then releases a muted gasp just as Jaune loses his bearing, his lover pulling back to take a facial shot while she rapidly stroked him. The young man shakes on his feet as she milks every last drop he had to give. Not a bad load either if you could say so yourself, and she took it like a champ. But obviously you weren't here to play spectator to another male. Casting a notice-me-not charm over you and Penny, you make your move.

"You know... it's impolite to spy," you say casually.

She eeps in surprise at your voice and quickly stands to face you.

"I wasn't spying! -hic!- Nope, not spying at all at anybody or anything! -hic!-. I'm just... uh... -hic!- out for a walk! Yeah!" she quickly denies between hiccups.

Gods that nervous tic made her too cute for her own good. You chuckle at her before continuing.

"It's alright, it's nothing bad. Everyone gets curious about it at some point," you gesture back to the shrubs.

She seems to relax a bit once she realizes she's not in trouble.

"I just... I want to know is all," she admits. "I'm... not used to social interactions or even how other people interact with each other. And I saw so many couples leaving what I thought was a really fun dance, and I wanted to know why."

"You've never heard of dating before?" you ask the obvious question, playing oblivious to her real nature.

"I have! ... sort of..." she trails off. "I thought I could learn at the Dance!"

"But there were pieces missing," you add.

"Mhmm," she says nodding with a smile, her bow slightly bouncing with her. "It seemed like the rational choice then to follow one of the couples and gather information! Although... it is surprising that they haven't heard us yet."

"People can get really self-absorbed with each other when it comes to having sex," you fib slightly.

"A-are you sure about this...?" comes Jaune's nervous voice.

"What happened to all that confidence earlier, Arc? Don't be afraid," coos his partner, making you smile.

"Hurry, before you miss the main event," you say, encouraging the android to continue watching.

Unable to ignore her curiosity, Penny follows your suggestion just in time to watch Jaune sink himself to the hilt into his girlfriend's... was it his girlfriend now...? Into her dripping sex between her spread legs with a strained moan. Naturally he'd be cautious about getting caught, but seriously dude. Let yourself enjoy the moment a bit more. As for Penny, she let out her own gasp in fascination as the lovemaking began.

"Is this... how humans reproduce?" she asks offhandedly.

You couldn't help but tease the slip up.

"You talk as though you aren't one."

"I-I mean...! Yeah, of course I'm human! 100% bones and squishy bits! -hic!-"

"You're a terrible liar," you point out with a laugh.

She doesn't respond this time and instead turns her back to you, trading embarrassment for burning inquisitiveness. The couple in question soon subconsciously began raising their voices in ecstasy, the rest of the gardens falling away from reality as they indulged in each other. Not wanting this improvised lesson to get interrupted, you extend the charm to encompass all four of you. As an added bonus, you slip a bit of Godly libido into them both as you yourself were curious just how long they would stay at it.

"They... seem to be having fun?" Penny ventures uncertainly. "I thought when people made those sounds they were in pain?"

You blink at the question. Was she really this innocent and naive?

"It can be a bit confusing at times, yes," you play along. "Look closer though and you'll see that they're feeling nothing but pleasure."

She does so and steadily, her brows raise in understanding when Jaune speaks between grunts.

"Oh my God, Rosie! You feel so good!" he babbles out, this time with more conviction in his words.

"That's it Jaune! Harder... fuck me harder!" she gasps back, her pitch jumping even higher as he grips at her hips.

She laid backwards on a bench with her legs spread wide, her magenta dress bunched up at her waist while she let the Arc boy screw her silly.

"It seems like a lot of fun!" Penny declares with a smile.

"It certainly is. Would you like to try it?" you offer with a cheeky grin.

She goes to answer immediately... until she stops and frowns.

"I would like to but..." she trails off.

"But what...?"

She suddenly shakes her head.

"No. It's ok. I just can't," she says quickly, avoiding the question.

"You're an android, aren't you," you say outright, growing a bit impatient with all the back and forth.

She pauses to stare at you.

"How... did you know?" she asks carefully.

"Well for one, no teenager looking to be a Huntress doesn't know about sex. We're all taught in our third year at our entrance academies. Secondly, your eyes have a bit of a metallic glint to them, specifically your irises that resemble camera shutters. Third, like I said before, you make a terrible liar."

"And... you're okay with all that? You're taking this extraordinarily well."

You simply shrug.

"We just have different parts. At our cores, we're not that different after all."

She smiles slightly at your acceptance of her true nature, but soon frowns once more.

"Then you know why I can't experience sex like humans. Father didn't build me with a reproductive system."

You suspected that to be the case. Oh well... nothing a little Godly intervention couldn't fix.

"That's... where you're wrong. But before we go any further, I should introduce myself. My name is Michael Hazelton," you say, extending your hand.

She smiles fully at the gesture and reaches forward to return the sentiment, now completely ignoring Jaune and Rosie's lust-driven moans.

"Salutations, Michael! I'm Penny! Penny Polendina! It's a pleasure to meet you!" she says cheerfully.

As her hand reaches yours, you immediately notice the odd artificial texture of her skin and the cold steel just beneath the surface the thin material. She truly was completely mechanical in nature it seemed. Regardless, you politely shake her hand.

"So... what did you mean when you said I'm wrong?" she asks, getting straight to the point.

"I'm not a normal human either," you state simply. "I have a lot of powers some would consider impossible or improbable for a person to have."

"Like multiple Semblances?"

"Something like that. So tell me Penny; would you like to experience what it's like to be a real girl?"

Her eyes widen in awe and excitement.

"You can help me do that? Sensational!" she immediately cheers, not bothering to question how you could make it happen. "What do I need to do?"

That was... easy. She was surprisingly more naive than you expected. Not that you were complaining, as long as she was a quick learner at least. Best to make the night's last session a... sensational one and teach her all the ins and outs of Human intercourse..