By using the Earth as a dildo

"Wriggle all you want, worms. When I get horny, you're gonna feel it!"

Eva begins to grow herself. Slowly at first - only a few kilometers a second, she ends up overtaking the entire Earth in size within half a minute. Floating freely in outer space, as if gravity ever had any effect on her, she marvels at the beautiful blue marble which could fit in the palm of her hand.

"I'll let you help me alleviate these... these sudden, lascivious thoughts of mine," Eva proclaims with reddened cheeks. She begins to mold the Earth without laying a finger on it, by the simple power of her will. Soon enough, the planet has taken on a positively oval shape. Eva then wills the deformed planet to slowly slip into her vagina.

Roads, bridges, cities, forests and mountains are all laid to waste when confronted with her endless walls of gripping lips. Progressing only at a few dozen miles an hour, some are **** enough to try and drive or fly out of the way of her advancing **** wall. All will eventually run out of strength, fuel or road in this rat race. Some face their demise fearlessly with open arms, expecting in vain that they'd be spared or at the very least their pain alleviated. Others leave by their own terms - by their own hand.

However, a select few manage to overcome all odds. A small group of people stationed in submarines, some workers in deep underground mines, a single crew of astronauts who manage to launch into space, and a few individuals who were previously granted unconditional immortality by Eva due to unrelated events. Amused by the fact that not even wiping out all the lands on Earth in one smooth motion doesn't exterminate all of humanity, Eva decides to give these few hundred remaining people a new chance at life.

Now living on a near-barren, elliptic and well-lubed planet, these people start to scrape by, mostly through fishing. After the forests begin to grow back and a few types of animals re-emerge, this new human race begins to slowly but surely thrive. And dang-nabbit if they're not the most Goddess-fearing people to ever walk any planet!

Mission: accomplished.

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